Language Department

From your Japanese grammar to basic Spanish, the language department is better off than the rest of the school physically; Mentally is where it takes the cake. You've got your strange teachers in science that keep stock on dead cats, your crazy math teachers that give out pop-quizzes during lunch and the expected insane-starving artists for the arts department, but these teachers immerse you in their realm of fiction (since there's no longer any books) they paint a vivid picture when it comes time to do the class reading assignment. And if that wasn't enough, the one Spanish teacher is rumored to have fled Mexico and is now hiding in the janitor's closet claiming it to be his classroom. AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, there's a constant bickering for school power between the language arts teachers and the social studies teachers that's starting to get slightly out-of-hand.